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 No.13643

Have you had any interesting dreams lately you'd like to share or log down /qa/?

Had a dream in which I was on a monorail of sorts and it was attacked with explosives by someone, then derailed over my old high school where for some reason my car happened to be. A giant airship appeared and started raining down arrows on any possible survivors, but I was able to escape shielded by my car. After that my memory of it's muddled, but it became more like a western in which I tried to track down the people responsible for the incident.

 No.13646

Had really interesting dream last night, but I've already forgotten what it was about…

 No.13648

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for the first time in as long as i can remember, i ate something in a dream
i think it was two days ago, i was at a movie theater and i ate some french fries with a fork from a popcorn bucket (they didnt have any condiments on them, wait no, they had some salt)
i have no clue why i was suddenly able to eat, why the dream didnt cut out or why i didnt simply forget to eat but i finally ate something
they tasted nice though

 No.13668

Had a dream about my /qa/ friends again.

 No.13675

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im trapped in a cave that's so tight I can't move backwards only deeper into the cave. the ceiling is so close to the floor that im lying face up and there isn't even enough room to look up, my head has to point sideways

the only way to move is to scrape my feet sideways and ever so slowly edge myself forwards into the darkness. There's a swarm of giant ants coming down the cave now, and I have to hold my breath so they don't think im a threat and eat me alive, I can feel them crawling all over me.

im in my childhood home and my mother is getting irrationally angry at me and starts throwing stuff at me. angrier and angier i run away upstairs and slam the door closed and try and hold it shut but she's coming to murder me

 No.13677

>>13675
what does this have to do with Lala?
is Lala your mother?

 No.13684

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>>13677
elon must has built the words most hightech swimming pool. it has giant rocks on hydraulic rams that send u flying into the pool if u press a button and also it goes super deep

i go down to the bottom and im lala, and because its a dream im breathing underwater but im accumulating litteraly tons of water into my lungs. also there's a theory that Lala doesn't have any orrifices below her waist, instead her digestive system goes in a loop and comes back out her mouth. she she squirts like litteraly a ton of water out of her mouth. and I got to see Lala

having a ton of water in her lungs is no big deal for lala!

 No.13714

>>13684
you have nice dreams

 No.13981

its the far future and im in new york like level -500000
it's a well lit shopping mall but built very densley, like theres logos and signs stacked all ontop of eachother to fit and some shops are like 1 foot wide with just a window to buy stuff.It's obviously multiple generations old because the amount of shops competing for space is amazing, like new york or tokyo or something. There's like 10 pizza places alone in sight. There's escalators and open mall levels going practically infinitely above me.
we are so deep underground in this city that the curvature of the earh is substantually steeper, I show my friend a model that shows the earths crust and how we are only a few km from the center and he's amazed and shocked

 No.13982

its the future and the newest version of minecraft has modern gender math in it. You can litteraly become some kind of yeti or ogre thing by transumiting a certain combination of 71 different gender elements. This isn't just a thing in the game but is a discovery we have made in real life too. Different gender identities have been studied further and have found to be more fundememental to reality than we niavely expected. Or maybe humans souls were mallable enough that the ideology itself was powerful enough to do this to us, it's really hard to tell.

The gimmick of the latest update is it's possible to reverse the human->yeti transumation now, the simulation of how the different elements come together and how the chains of steps are calculated is much more dynamic compared to in the old game..

Becoming a yeti from a human was maybe 14 steps or something, so was hardcoded. But going from a human to a yeti is something like 45 or more steps, its not something that is practicle or realistically going to happen so they never put it in the game. But in the new update its going to be technically possible just like real life. some autistic person in a youtube video is demonstrating it to show off the new update.

 No.13984

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my greatest dreams happen when im in between awake and asleep
i was in nevada afternoon sun barely setting at a bar woman there looked like an older emma stone(fapped thinking about her later)
went outside saw two government workers shoot someone i remember the parking lot tar was very beat up (cars in lot were old looking dusty)
i ran as they chased me into the desert i ran up some stairs that went on forever getting smaller as i went on looking down i remember seeing way more than two chasing me
woke up listened to go go go and drank half a gallon of whole milk out of the gallon

 No.13992

>>13982
Quite an advanced fantastical version of Minecraft. Reminds me of dreams I've had of TES

 No.13996

had a dream about ramping my car over a speed bump and flying it like 20 feet but it went upside down after

 No.14034

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Had a dream I was playing a 2D RPG of some kind and Bernkastel was the first boss.

 No.14068

>>14034
Did you allow yourself to be killed as proper?

 No.14262

had a dream i was a horribly disfigured burn victim and my nose was entirely burned off, but i got a new one sewed on
but i was picking at it too much so it was going to fall off

 No.14263

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 No.14264

>>14034
The game made the hardest boss the first boss…

 No.14268

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women being butchered and walking around on bloody stumps or writhing about like a cross between that movie hostel and a mexican cartel video

it was awful actually

 No.14269

>>14268
pretty based tbqh

 No.14336

the road next to where i live had a hidden chamber underneath it
filled with barrels of old poison (fruit growing area)
there was n old car in there, untouched for years
i got it going and drove it out of its tomb

thats about it
too much realism :_: :_:

 No.14410

my mother calls ahead so we know she is angry, when she shows up at home she is really really short like a midget which I find fucking disturbing.

she's walking on her knees because she broke her back and is too broke to get medical attention. she's bossing me around about cleaning her toilet

i go upstairs and start cleaning it, and suggest that she's the reason its gross because I didn't even use it, so she starts hitting me. I swing back at her with the toilet brush which gets her in the eye, and she runs off

i feel guilty about probably horribly infecting her eye, but keep diligently scrubbing her toiletbowl in horrible detail and it has poop on it

 No.14526

had a terrible nightmare that my boss spotted the name of a magical girl in a screenshot i submitted for work and started looking up henshin videos and sending them to me, trying to joke around with me and say they were innapropriate but cute

and then installed a thermal camera and a filter that blocks all anime girl pictures in the workshop internet

 No.14533

>>14526
sounds like a nightmare

 No.14535


 No.14896

got on train to go to someones house it took 4 hours (when walking to said house i past through a big building)when i got there i got what i needed but felt stupid for going left got lost tried to find my way back walked into a culdisac a guy with binoculars said i was lost went back to the big building the escelators were dangerously broken found myself in a target where they were trying to catch a burgler that could stop time i left found myself in a sort of facility with people i didnt know there was a skatepark with a tony hawk score system i walked to the roof of a building for some reason cant remember the building from earlier had started to collapse when i tried to get off the building i was on the way down was plugged up the people around me jumped off but bounced back up a row of nuns rised slowly and staired at me then i woke. Up

 No.14900

i dreamt that i was on a crew’s ship n my friends were all infected with parasights

 No.14926

im going to meet mark zuckerburg on his giant flying blimp with my friend, but my friend gets hooded and executed by the police before we can go on. I manage to get on though, even though it seems that they're after me too

later i meet mark, and ask him if he thinks advertising is all about controlling human behavior and he agrees. i talk to him about the ffeedback loop between human brains and his platform. later i tell him I was planning on bringing a pipebomb but i forgot it

and get off the blimp
pretty sure the police are still going to kill me

 No.15312

I was out driving one frozen roads and at some point I found that I couldn't go home as the roads turned out too bad to drive on. So I ended up in a strange hotel which my younger brother was also at as well. I was just exploring the room which looked amazingly large, and I noticed an upper level which I couldn't seem to figure out how to get into. A bit later I stumbled upon a locked gated and wondered about why it existed. Then as I was thinking someone, who's the one person I can't really remember much about except they were female, opened the gate and invited us in. While looking around I noticed a theme-park like ride in the center and a group of young girls were going to ride it as well. I convinced my brother to ride it and he got into the pod-like vehicle which looked like it would be one of those things that bring you up and down. Also I don't remember when this was established in my dream but Fate Mordred was there and clearing realms containing unread which varied in degrees of difficulty. The ride started and Mordred charged at the person operating the ride hoping for a fun fight, but the mood soon changed after a stray shot flew off and went through one of the pods. They realized just how terrible the current situation was and went downstairs to were the ride was lowering the kids. The pods opened and my brother and all the girls except one that sat with a smile were rushed back to their rooms, then after convincing friends of the one girl to return immediately Mordred and the operator picked up the girl who'd had her head sliced off (yet it still remained on her head), they both agreed it was for the best that nobody saw this and brought the body to a boss difficulty realm where it would never be found. That's about it, there was something else a bit related but not really that much at all.

 No.15316

dreamed I found four spare Ethernet cables in my closet
there was a lot more but I guess that’s all my brain decided was worth remembering

 No.15323

dream where i remember in the middle of the night that im supposed to go and feed my familys cats at my old house and have to drive there but everythings going wrong

 No.15343

By some chance I thought at first that my phone, which would have been in my bed, woke me up, then I realized there was no phone lying next to me in my bed and that I woke up by myself.

 No.16034

I dreamed I was at a hotel for some event and they had a swimming pool which was a tank with dolphins in it, and they would let you swim with the dolphins. I also remember considering staying at another nearby hotel because the price was very expensive.

 No.16446

oh man dreamed about Shrek but I can't remember the details
of all the times to forget a dream

 No.16451

I dreamed about going through what I guess I'd call an obstacle course where I had to get past wild animals without provoking them and in the end squeeze through a narrow passage that looked like a room in a dollhouse. Then I remember having other people go through it.

 No.16468

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I remembered my dream!
There was some sort of weird 2D race (sidescrolling) between me and gods/goddesses and other people. The person that won the race was able to dictate the rules of the next universe as a god, and this happened a few times. The mean and possible evil god kept winning by cheating, using various platformer tricks like Megaman's disappearing blocks, but he knew the order ahead of time.
Anyway, eventually I won somehow and I can't remember all the rules I made, but I remember that the first one was that people didn't/couldn't fall in love with people that would not reciprocate it and also that evil people would not happen in my universe or be able to enter it from parallel universes.

I wish I remembered more of my dreams because they're usually pretty interesting to me…

 No.16470

>>16468
>the first one was that people didn't/couldn't fall in love with people that would not reciprocate it

you have such a kind soul..

 No.16574

I dreamed I was on a university campus trying and failing to find my next class. I remember:

- accidentally going off campus onto some privately owned land that was part of a farm on which some kids were playing sports
- desperately searching a large, multi-story building for the class before deciding the class wasn't there at all
- trying to use an arcade / game shop to find my bearings because I recognized a VR headset I saw from a simulator ride near the place the classes were
- the place being covered in kids due to an event and instead of letting groups of kids pass, plunging into groups of kids so that they scrambled out of my path
- scattering groups of insect-sized creatures in a similar fashion to the kids
- being on a boat about to land and encountering a professor of one of my classes who was having some trouble orienting herself as well due to the kids

 No.16575

>>13643
had a dream i was postin on the chans

and here i am doing it again lole!

 No.16756

I dreamed there were a bunch of kids staying with a police officer because their parents had been arrested and I impulsively let one of them into my car and drove far away.

 No.16920

dreamed that I woke up because it was too hot in bed so I took off my shirt but then when I woke up for real I still had my shirt on

 No.16929

dreamt that a rustling woke me up in the night, it was my dad sneaking into my apartment to use my toilet
it turns out the rustling i had been hearing for the past few days was him commando crawling past my bed and using my toilet on the way back from work via my apartment a few times a week
i invited him in if he wanted but once i saw him he left

 No.16945

>>16575
you did it!

 No.16949

dreamt that a tranny prevoked me into killing him, I tried to hide the body and rushed to the laundromat to get my clothes
I wanted to blog post about killing it but I didn't want the police to see it

 No.16950

dreamed that my brakes on my car failed and I drove off a ledge and crashed into my bosses back yard, which was a embarrassing situation because wtf am I supposed to tell him that my car is stuck below a flight if stairs

 No.16993

Dreamed my father was scolding me about something, but I thought I was in the right, and I was considering what to say in response. Then he announced we were opening Christmas presents.

In a later dream I took an elevator up to a secret "floor 9001" of some building (there weren't 9001 floors, someone just gave it that number).

 No.16996

last dream was like gtaV

 No.17022

In last time my dreams seem to be full of characters and dialogues, no wonder I forget everything.

 No.17301

I had a dream about an STD test where you took something and nanomachines went to work on your body and you could see some of the subtests on the surface of your body as they did them. At the end of the test you were supposed to urinate out a sequence of tiny colored beads in the presence of your partner to prove that the results were yours and not for someone else you had take the test.

 No.17312

dreamt i met with my old friend and he kept trying to get me and someone else to commit crimes. me and chinese guy were gossiping about how my friend got a masters in math in prison for LIFE by making him steal shit and now we nearly were

sure enough, chinese guy runs out the store with a six pack of beer and the police instantly catch him

i am arguiing with my friend that i just wanted to have a nice night and why does he have to get everone arrested all the time, and then im beating the shit out of him but even though im punching him over and over i cant hurt him

 No.17519

I had a dream in which I as a child had opened a Twitter account using my real name, said a bunch of vile and/or racist things, immediately realized what a bad idea it was, and then deleted the account (creating a pseudonymous trolling account instead and repeating some of the same stuff). But apparently Twitter hadn't deleted the data completely, and it was accessible by some obscure means which required physically being in the same area in which I made the account, and when I was an adult, someone was piecing it together. Also apparently this had happened on a trip passing through an island infamous for having a lot of child murderers.

 No.17588

Had a dream I possessed Trump and during an important speech made him walk up to a piano behind him and press the key at the end a few times, then walk up to the mic and say "poop"

 No.17658

dreamed i met a /qa/ girl and she came to my room and she was laying on me and making funny jokes and we watched anime together…

 No.17660

i was visiting a rocket launch, but a terminator from the future was there to try and stop it
it was masquarading as a lawyer, and trying to get the launch cancelled!

i was running through the spectators trying to give the legal argument why the launch could go ahead, but i was worried the terminator would shoot me also. in the end they started launching it, but to escape the terminator i was near the part where the exaust comes out of the launchpad

so i had to run away from the launch before i caught on fire, but the rocket managed to launch which saved the future!

 No.18319

I dreamed that we had made contact with aliens. The aliens were killing certain people, but nobody knew why, and everyone lived in fear they might be the next target. I came to the conclusion that they were killing people with hot, sweaty armpits, and I spent a long time in the shower or dumping cold water on myself. At the end of the dream the general public found out about my theory, and I fled home to avoid the attention.

Then later I had a dream that I was about to post that dream in this thread, but I found that I had already written up a post about a similar dream with several of the details changed (the only one I remember was that it was agents of the FCC doing the killing). I concluded (in the dream) that it was probably the same dream and I was now misremembering the details.

 No.19048

dreamed that all my childhood friends hate me

 No.19049

Had a couple interesting dreams lately, but I've already forgotten them…

 No.19051

>>19049
when you think about it dreams are just like real life. you'll just forget about it eventually and it will become meaningless..

 No.19066

>>18319
the first one is a dream about lala

 No.19844

had a dream that my boss had his wife harboring a clone of me in her womb and they were going to decide to abort it or not in the next few weeks, but really it was my responsibility

then later i found an artificial womb machine that was going to grow it, and i was going to have to abort it myself with a ball-peen hammer

also he yelled at me

 No.19846

>>19844
>i was going to have to abort it myself with a ball-peen hammer
Dreams are funny.

 No.19858

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does anyone here do lucid dreams
i tried a lot and managed to do it a few times, but i usually just try to kiss cute girls and wake up right away, or try and summon 2d anime girls but it never works

 No.19918

>>19858
I've tried, but never to any success



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