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 No.102939

What must a man do to get a Patchouli housemaid? With each and every passing day my longing for an aloof and lethargic bookworm maid only grows more intense. The feeling of wanting to see Patche in a cute maid uniform and watch her pass out from exhaustion just from doing simple tasks and then having to princess carry her to bed and let her nap for a few hours is that of craving pizza at 3am but all the pizza joints are closed. Haah~ If only I was born in the second dimension...

 No.102942

Go outside and talk to women about Kantian philosophy. Soon you'll have a harem of bookworm meidos. Speaking from experience. Sadly not Patchouli because she is in Gensokyo and for that you have to be yourself and have luck in the gacha roll to respawn in Gensokyo.

 No.102943

I'm pretty sure YOU'D be Patchy's maid

 No.102944

>>102943
What must a man do to become Patchy's maid?

 No.102946

>>102944
elude all threats and reach the scarlet library with a stack of pizzas

 No.102947

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>>102942
Being myself and rolling the reincarnation dice is a risk I am willing to take if it means I won't have to go outside and talk to anyone. Surprise box!

>>102943
Not a butler...?

 No.102948

>>102947
A butler is just a maid without a dress.

 No.102949

>>102947
But anon, even if you hit the gacha roll and go to Gensokyo, you are going to have to speak with people outside....




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