IT Technician / Help Desk: Application closed before submission
Help Desk Technician II: Automated rejection notice after 21 days
Customer Service Representative - Help Desk Support: No contact
IT Technician: No contact (Phishing & info harvesting!)
IT Support Analyst: Rejection notice
Help Desk Analyst: No contact
IT Technician: No contact
IT Support Specialist: No contact
IT Technical Support Specialist: Rejection notice
IT Asset Administrator: No contact
Software Engineer - Tech Support: No contact
OT Network Administrator: No contact
Operations Associate I: No contact
System Engineer: Rejection by proxy
IT Operations Support Administrator: No contact
IT Systems Technician: No contact
Specialist I, IT: No contact
IT Hardware and Software Tech Support: No contact
Tier 1 Helpdesk Support Specialist: Application view notification, no contact
(Probably at least 5-10 more that didn't even send a confirmation email because they were fake listings just harvesting personal info): No contact (Obviously)
Guest Advocate (Cashier or Front of Store Attendant/Cart Attendant): Rejected
Customer Service Associate: Rejected (Ghost listing)

I guess I'm going to apply to retail wageslave jobs now. loving this "fuck you, just be yourself already" economy.

Wageslave applications to follow-up on, so I can track my rejections:

AutoZone: Retail Sales Associate – Part Time (Local) | $??/hr
O’Reilly Auto Parts: Parts Specialist – Full Time (Next town over, South ) | $??/hr
O’Reilly Auto Parts: Parts Specialist – Part Time (Local) | $??/hr
O’Reilly Auto Parts: Parts Specialist – Part Time (Next town over, North ) | $??/hr
O’Reilly Auto Parts: Retail Service Specialist – Full Time (Next town over, North ) | $??/hr
Advance Auto Parts: Commercial Parts Pro – Full Time (Local) | $??/hr
Advance Auto Parts: Commercial Parts Pro – Full Time (Duplicate Listing? ) | $??/hr
Advance Auto Parts: Retail Parts Pro – Full Time (Local) | $??/hr
Harbor Freight: Retail Sales Associate – Part Time (Local) | $15.50/hr
Harbor Freight: Retail Stocking Associate – Part Time (Local) | $15.50/hr
Harbor Freight: Retail Sales Associate – Part Time (Next town over, South ) | $15.50/hr
Harbor Freight: Retail Stocking Supervisor – Full Time (Local) | $18.25/hr
Ace Hardware: Retail Cashier – Unspecified (Local) | $??/hr
Ace Hardware: Sales Associate – Unspecified (Local) | $??/hr
Home Depot: Cashier – Unspecified (Local) | $??/hr
Home Depot: Merchandising – Unspecified (Local) | $??/hr
Home Depot: Customer Service/Sales – Unspecified (Local) | $??/hr
Home Depot: Store Support – Unspecified (Local) | $??/hr
Home Depot: Sales Specialist – Unspecified (Local) | $??/hr
Menards: Manager Trainee – Full Time (Local) | $16.75/hr
Menards: Cashier & Front End Team – Part Time (Local) | $16/hr
Menards: Outside Yard & Receiving – Part Time (Local) | $18/hr
Meijer: Deli-Bakery Clerk – Part Time (Local) | $??/hr
Sam's Club: Prepared Meals and Rotisserie Chicken Associate – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Sam's Club: Baker and Packager Associate – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Sam's Club: Merchandise and Stocking Associate – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Sam's Club: Member Team Lead – Part Time (Local) | $21/hr
Sam's Club: Produce Associate – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Sam's Club: Meat Cutter and Wrapper – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Costco: Pharmacy Technician Non-Certified – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $21/hr
Costco: Food Service Assistant – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $20/hr
Costco: Service Deli Clerk – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $21/hr
Costco: Non-Licensed Optician – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $20/hr
Costco: Meat Cutter – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $21.50/hr
Costco: Receiving Clerk – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $21/hr
Costco: Stocker – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $20/hr
Costco: Membership Clerk – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $21/hr
Costco: Meat Wrapper / Sanitation – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $20/hr
Costco: "Any Position" – Unspecified (Next town over, East) | $20/hr

love these kuso surveys that are supposed to be illegal for hiring decisions

Love these bullshit surveys so much. They're always like 50+ questions with the same question repeated 7 times each, and they're all ambiguous as to what's the correct answer: whether you should be a servile lapdog or the brightest optimist who has never done wrong and doesn't feel anger towards anyone

>>168
Penciling out everything Sam's Club. I went through the submission process, and their fucking retarded piece of kuso website made me put in my email at the very end after going through tons of kuso. Whelp, their braindead web developers don't have any login/signup differentiation, just an "input your email field" and it makes me put in my info, and then says an account can't be created. I'm not creating a new email just to apply so I guess I'm fucked.

>>171
wow. I used the in-page "give feedback" button and it fixed itself. shocker.

forgot to mention, but as part of walmart's employment application they have a test section and... yeah.

>>168
>Harbor Freight: Retail Sales Associate – Part Time (Next town over, South ) | $15.50/hr
Rejected.
>Sam's Club: Prepared Meals and Rotisserie Chicken Associate – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Rejected.
>Sam's Club: Baker and Packager Associate – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Rejected.
>Sam's Club: Merchandise and Stocking Associate – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Rejected.
>Sam's Club: Member Team Lead – Part Time (Local) | $21/hr
Rejected.
>Sam's Club: Produce Associate – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Rejected.
>Sam's Club: Meat Cutter and Wrapper – Part Time (Local) | $17/hr
Rejected.

I would rather go to prison. Fucking "flexible schedule" bullshit.

>>175
LOL I LOVE GHOST LISTINGS. rejected within 7 minutes of submission past business hours. fucking automated bullshit.

>Operations Associate I: No contact
Application page updated to "Process Completed". No contact. Assumed rejection.

>AutoZone: Retail Sales Associate – Part Time (Local) | $??/hr
Received a call back and set an interview date.

I question whether anything matters. Even if I go through the hiring process, the random on-boarding bullshit will extend past the end of the month. If I sell my possessions just to survive, am I really improving my quality of life? or am I just prolonging the inevitable, letting vultures rip flesh from my body, unable to accept that I have already perished

>>168
>Harbor Freight: Retail Stocking Supervisor – Full Time (Local) | $18.25/hr
Rejected.

this made me smile

Dang you and your hidden blogging on this board. I was made aware because of a UI quirk.
You could see if there's something that people could donate to if you're in a bad spot, but relying on crypto limits the way people can help. Crypto is about as far away as you can get from a currency people buy when they want to help others.
Something like that uhh.. kofi or something? I dunno, maybe you can research. Kissu has some moneyed people on it. I'm not one of them, but if you can't find the money to survive then I could throw like $20 your way occasionally until you figure something out.

>>181
>relying on crypto
Anonymous asked for an anonymous way of sending money.

>>182
I mean peer-to-peer anonymity. I guess I'm not sure how those patreon-like sites operate. It doesn't need to be super-secretive; for me it's okay if a site like kofi or patreon knows who I am as long as the users don't.
Maybe that's just how I see it, though.

>>168
>Meijer: Deli-Bakery Clerk – Part Time (Local) | $??/hr
Rejected

It's been a week now with no change to any of the other applications, so those are as good as rejections at this point. I doubt any of them will contact me. None of >>167 have updated either.

Had an interview for a wageslave position and they said I would hear back by email by Wednesday if I got the position. Going to wait until the end of day Thursday just in case because the online application status hasn't updated...

>OT Network Administrator
Moved to "inactive". Rejected... I was slightly hopeful about that one since it seemed a good fit, but I'm not surprised.

Career paths:
1. Use my complimentary $50 EVgo credits to drive to the wilderness where I kill myself >>166
2. Enlist in the military and use my signing bonus and wages to pay for things, then get blown up by a $250 DJI drone once I get called up for my 7th rotation at age 46 for Operation Epstein Fury 3

Why don't they give him work to do

>>186
>Going to wait until the end of day Thursday
It is over.

>>187
As someone who wants to kill himself who doesn't want you to be yourself, it would be more dignified to be yourself than become a dog of the American military, and then be yourself.

Point here being...since you haven't mentioned it at all I assume its off the table but what about relatives? No more shame in begging from family that can be gained if its either that or death

>>190
ohhh...that's what be yourself filters to. No wonder that guy was upset a few days ago

can't wait to try and pawn my PC and/or it's components and getting $5 of GameStop in-store credit and a pat on the back. Based on current eBay listings and the rough average of sold listings, my PC is worth ~$5800. If I don't get at least 80% I'm just going to off myself. there's no point in living anymore at that point. It's cold and rainy. I have a good shot dying from hypothermia

>>193
Store tentatively agreed on $3600. After thinking about the math with eBay's 20-25% fees on electronics, shipping costs, packaging material, etc. etc. I would probably only be at ~$3900, so 10% convenience/handling fee is honestly pretty reasonable. $5800 is a high water mark for selling 100% local, no fees, which admittedly is unrealistic.

Now I need to send supporting information and receipts for them and potentially I'll have the money Friday, which is much later than I would like, but I can't really do anything about it. If I was smarter, I would have done this a few days prior. I wasn't thinking straight that I could do everything same-day.

fffffuck someone get this guy a job
i dunno drive over to cool-guy's house and tell him you're rooming with him now

Applied to and was rejected from:
Desktop Engineer I - onsite

Applied to some more jobs postings. The business I was going to sell my PC to hasn't responded to my emails. I still have $0 in my bank account. Rent is past due.

Suicide is back on the agenda!

>>198
I hope things improve for you soon anon.

>>198
Was given the business card for the district manager, who I had emailed follow-up details, so I called their number. They said that they're waiting on a response from the COO before they can approve the purchase amount and they're hoping on a response by end of day today. I've quite far away, so I won't be able to make it until Monday.

I previously used >>187 to be able to drive to the trade-in store I went to to sell my PC. If they agree to move forward, I have no means of driving to this location now because I won't be able to cover the holding amount to begin charging my car.

Got an email from landlord reminding me to pay.

I still have $0.

>>181
>You could see if there's something that people could donate to if you're in a bad spot
The idea of charity sickens me, not out of any moral judgement to be clear, but because I feel like a waste of a human life to beg for money. It feels needlessly cruel to others to have them donate on my behalf when it seems unrealistic that any amount I receive would be able to cover my living expenses and rent. If I say the amount I need to cover rent and I receive only a fraction of the necessary amount, I'm just putting an emotional burden on others if worse continues to happen to me. I also would rather not then become jaded myself and cast aspersions upon others for only having received a small amount.

I feel like a grotesque creature. What assurance would anyone have that any funds they send my way would even be going towards paying my living expenses in the first place? I don't trust others enough to send them details of my financial situation. I don't think it's fair to others to expect leniency or charity in that circumstance.

>>195
>fffffuck someone get this guy a job
I wish I could have money without working! Alas...

>i dunno drive over to cool-guy's house and tell him you're rooming with him now
The closest Kissuer I'm near is a menhera (~100 miles), bern is the second closest (~750 miles), cool is the second farthest (~1000 miles), verm is the farthest (~1250 miles). I don't think any would appreciate or be capable of hosting someone they only know from online interactions, nor would it help myself in any measure to simply be housed, still with no job prospects...

>>199
Things won't improve, but that's okay because I'm worthless scum anyways. I'm just a personality online, not anyone important.

okay, this is epic

Oh... Okay, yay!!

If OP was Australian he could become one of those people with the bicycle and saddlebags who rummage through bins for bottles and cans that give 10 cents each at the recycling centre.
I wonder if that's what happened to the guy with the two sisters.

>>206
Thank you for your optimistic outlook on my life situation...